That darn deliveryman! Haha! Just kidding, totally kidding! Actually, my poor dad has been quite ill. He had a fever that just didn't want to leave him alone! So he is going to come visit next Friday and deliver said Dell.
I was getting a little worried about him, since he lives alone. And so I asked him if he had a thermometer. I just don't think of a single man living alone as a person who would have a thermometer. Heck - I didn't even have one until I had kids.
When I asked him, though, he asked me why. I told him that if his fever were too high, he'd need to go to the hospital.
"Nah, I'll just go to the crematorium."
Just like that. Just flat. Just a fact.
I swear! That man cracks me up!!!
Anyhoo - he'll be hear next weekend cracking my ass up and giving me the finest machine I've ever owned!